My kids understand that the most important part of any five-minute chore is the forty-five minutes they spend fighting over who's going to do it. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn ...

Me: Did you brush your teeth? 8-year-old: I don't need to. Me: Why not? 8: Yesterday, I brushed them twice. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2022 The best remedy ...